interiorly:

I hate it when someone is hot and funny like stop that you only get one

nefferpitou:

on monday a guy walked into the psychology class i’m in and sat next to me. about 30 minutes into class, he leans over and whispers, ‘this isn’t algebra.’ and calmly stands up and walks out of the room. luv college

katkinkat:

*forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*

iswearimnotnaked:

im so PUMPED about fall!!!!! ill wear 500 sweaters i dont care ill shove a whole pumpkin up my ass

sharpslut:

i wish people had crushes on me