clinttbarton:

lvegotadarkalley:

i love fall colors and fall drinks and fall activities and fall weather and fall clothes but most of all i love fall out boy

    Guy in my class on the topic of the school trip:Wait. There's only two beds per room? Whoa. No way. I am not sleeping with one of you. I'm not, like, gay or something. Cant we just pay for another room? Like, I'm not gay.
    His friend:Dude just because we're sharing a bed doesn't mean you're gonna be waking up to a fresh cup of my dick up your ass

peregrintoolc:

I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes